Essays From The Church of Theists Suck:
â€œObey Thy Ten Commandments, Or Elseâ€�:
There are many Christians and Jews who demand that the Ten Commandments should be displayed in public institutions. In my opinion it is only fair that if the commandments are to be displayed, so should the penalties for breaking those commandments. Matter of fact they should be posted in its entirety so that society can see just what kind of crap these religions are feeding us. I also encourage those of you Judeo/Christians who visit here to print out this very list and post it where your children can see it. Itâ€™s time you explain to them what a murderous, unjust god you brainwash them into worshiping.
1st. Commandment, Exodus 20:3 â€œThou shalt have no other gods before meâ€�. Old Testament punishment - Deuteronomy 17:1-5 â€œAnd hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heavens, which I have not commanded. Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing and shalt stone them with stones, till they dieâ€�. Deuteronomy 13:6-10, â€œIf thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is of thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. Thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God." Exodus 22:20 â€œHe that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyedâ€�. New Testament punishment - Mark 16:16 â€œHe that believeth not, shall be damnedâ€�.
2nd. Commandment, Exodus 20:4 â€œThou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water below.â€� Old Testament punishment- Deuteronomy 27: 1 5 â€œCursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image.â€� Thatâ€™s right kids donâ€™t EVER draw, sculpt or paint or else god will curse you. Wanna be an artist, a photographer, take a picture of yourself or family? TOO BAD, God says no! You better drop out of art class before he smites you with boils.
3rd. Commandment, Exodus 20:7 â€œThou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vainâ€�. Old Testament punishment - Leviticus 24:16 â€œAnd he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to deathâ€�, New Testament punishment - Matthew 12:32 â€œWhosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to comeâ€�. Mark 3:29 - â€œHe that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgivness, but is in danger of eternal damnationâ€�.
4th. Commandment, Exodus 20:8 â€œRemember the Sabbath day, to keep it holyâ€�. Old Testament punishment - Exodus 31:15 â€œWhosoever shall work in the Sabbath day, he shall surely be put to deathâ€�. Numbers 15:32. â€œAnd while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath dayâ€¦And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.â€�
5th. Commandment, Exodus 20:12 â€œHonour thy father and thy motherâ€�. Old Testament punishment - Exodus 21:15-17 â€œAnd he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to deathâ€�. More punishment - Exodus 21:17 â€œAnd he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to deathâ€�.
6th. Commandment, Exodus 20:13 â€œThou shalt not killâ€�. Strangely enough this is a commandment despite all the punishments that require death in the New Testament and the Old Testament. How can thou not kill when thou is commanded to kill at the same time? This hypocrisy should be pointed out if the ten commandments are posted in schools, court rooms and buildings of legislation. The confusion of this commandment would surely bring capitol punishment into question.
7th. Commandment, Exodus 20:14 â€œThou shalt not commit adulteryâ€�. Old Testament punishment - Leviticus 20:10 â€œAnd the man that committeth adultery with another manâ€™s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to deathâ€�.
I am working on compiling the list of punishments for commandments 8, 9, and 10. They should be up by then. In the mean while I have several other random commands by god that are quite interesting which I have listed here. The following command is very relevant for it requires a mandatory belief in the biblical god. Following the Ten Commandments, which are also listed in Deuteronomy 5:7-21, there are a number of curses which shall come upon thee, and overtake thee. These curses are given in Deuteronomy 28:17-68. Space does not permit all of them to be quoted, but a few are that the Lord will smite thee with consumption, fever, hemorrhoids, scab, madness, blindness, boils, and many more even worse.
For those of you Christians who disregard the Old Testament (even though Christ said it was forever binding), I have gathered together a great law from the New Testament. Romans 1 :29-32 â€œThose filled with unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, hate for god, despite, proud, boasters, inventions of evil things, disobedience to parents, without understanding, covenant breakers, unnatural affection, implacable or unmerciful nature: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of deathâ€�.
Now I have had the displeasure of meeting many a Christian and I have one to meet as of yet, whom according to this list, are NOT worthy of death. How many of us feel envy, wish to fornicate, boast or gossip? How many Christians are guilty of debating? Why every day some Christian is debating the word of god or his dogmas with me. Every day I am the victim of deceit and despite at the hands of some Christian verbally harassing me for my beliefs. No wonder why god said that there shall only be 144,000 in the heaven out of all his followers.
Christians and Jews should post the commandments up in their parochial schools and in their churches/temples. But, if they insist on doing so they should print out this very page and hang it up for all to see. Donâ€™t be a half-ass religionist; educate your children on what God truly commands. Stop thriving on telling half truths about your Bible/Pentateuch and publish the WHOLE story. Most importantly, do not think you have the right to post them in public institutions. It is MY job to educate MY child. Children need to learn the true meaning of love, compassion, morality, forgiveness and mercy. Not the filthy dogmas your Jehovah commands. Quite frankly, in comparison to hell-fire and damnation Iâ€™ll stick with Big Bird.