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Evil Bible Quotes of the Day

February Archive

 

    The following Bible quotes are from the Evil Bible Quotes of the Day which were posted to several newsgroups on the web.


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      Bible Quote for February 28

 

Gladiator Fights

 

    And Abner the son of Ner, and the servants of Ish-bosheth the son of Saul, went out from Mahanaim to Gibeon.  And Joab the son of Zeruiah, and the servants of David, went out, and met them by the pool of Gibeon; and they sat down, the one on the one side of the pool, and the other on the other side of the pool.  And Abner said to Joab, Let the young men, I pray thee, arise and play before us.  And Joab said, Let them arise.  Then they arose and went over by number: twelve for Benjamin, and for Ish-bosheth the son of Saul, and twelve of the servants of David.  And they caught every one his fellow by the head, and `thrust' his sword in his fellow's side; so they fell down together: wherefore that place was called Helkath-hazzurim, which is in Gibeon.   (2 Samuel 2:12-16 ASV)


 

      Bible Quote for February 27

 

The Angel of Death

 

    My angel will go before you and bring you to the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites, Canaanites, Hivites, and Jebusites; and I will wipe them out.   (Exodus 23:23 NAB)


      Bible Quote for February 26

 

Become a Eunuch for God

 

    For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.  (Matthew 19:12 ASV)  {also compare to February 23 below}


 

      Bible Quote for February 25

 

God Punishes the Descendents of Sinners

 

    No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation.   (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 24

 

God is the Source of Evil Spirits 1

 

    The next day an evil spirit from God came over Saul, and he raged in his house.  David was in attendance, playing the harp as at other times, while Saul was holding his spear.  Saul poised his spear, thinking to nail David to the wall, but twice David escaped him.   (1 Samuel 18:10-11 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 23

 

God Discriminates Against the Handicapped

 

    No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the Lord.   (Deuteronomy 23:2 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 22

 

Eat Shit 

 

    Each day prepare your bread as you would barley cakes.  While all the people are watching, bake it over a fire using dried human dung as fuel and then eat the bread.  For this is what the LORD says: Israel will eat defiled bread in the Gentile lands, where I will banish them!"  Then I said, "O Sovereign LORD, must I be defiled by using human dung?  For I have never been defiled before. From the time I was a child until now I have never eaten any animal that died of sickness or that I found dead. And I have never eaten any of the animals that our laws forbid."  "All right," the LORD said.  "You may bake your bread with cow dung instead of human dung."   (Ezekiel 4:12-15 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 21

 

The Danites Kill the Next Town. 

 

    But the territory of the Danites was too small for them; so the Danites marched up and attacked Leshem, which they captured and put to the sword.  Once they had taken possession of Lesham, they renamed the settlement after their ancestor Dan.   (Joshua 19:47 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 20

 

You Have to Kill

 

    Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood.   (Jeremiah 48:10 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 19

 

God Makes Wicked People

 

    The Lord has made everything for his own ends, even the wicked for the evil day.   (Proverbs 16:4 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 18

 

Beat Children of Mixed Marriages

 

     About the same time I realized that some of the men of Judah had married women from Ashdod, Ammon, and Moab.  Even worse, half their children spoke in the language of Ashdod or some other people and could not speak the language of Judah at all.  So I confronted them and called down curses on them.  I beat some of them and pulled out their hair.  I made them swear before God that they would not let their children intermarry with the pagan people of the land.  "Wasn't this exactly what led King Solomon of Israel into sin?"  I demanded.  "There was no king from any nation who could compare to him, and God loved him and made him king over all Israel.  But even he was led into sin by his foreign wives.  How could you even think of committing this sinful deed and acting unfaithfully toward God by marrying foreign women?   (Nehemiah 13:23-27 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 17

 

A Ravenous Appetite is Bad

 

    And put a knife to your throat if you have a ravenous appetite.   (Proverbs 23:2 NAB)


 

     Bible Quote for February 16

 

The Mouth of an Adulteress

 

    The mouth of an adulteress is a deep pit; he with whom the Lord is angry will fall into it.   (Proverbs 22:14 NAB)


 

     Bible Quote for February 15

 

Dead Babies, False Prophets  

 

    I have cried until the tears no longer come.  My heart is broken, my spirit poured out, as I see what has happened to my people.  Little children and tiny babies are fainting and dying in the streets.  "Mama, we want food," they cry, and then collapse in their mothers' arms. Their lives ebb away like the life of a warrior wounded in battle.  In all the world has there ever been such sorrow?  O daughter of Jerusalem, to what can I compare your anguish? O virgin daughter of Zion, how can I comfort you? For your wound is as deep as the sea. Who can heal you?  Your "prophets" have said so many foolish things, false to the core. They did not try to hold you back from exile by pointing out your sins.  Instead, they painted false pictures, filling you with false hope.    (Lamentations 2:11-14 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 14

 

Mass Murder

 

    "This is what the Lord of  hosts has to say: 'I will punish what Amalek did to Israel when he barred his way as he was coming up from Egypt.  Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban.  Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.'"  (1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 13

 

God Approves of Incest

 

    "Afterward Lot left Zoar because he was afraid of the people there, and he went to live in a cave in the mountains with his two daughters.  One day the older daughter said to her sister, "There isn't a man anywhere in this entire area for us to marry. And our father will soon be too old to have children.  Come, let's get him drunk with wine, and then we will sleep with him. That way we will preserve our family line through our father."  So that night they got him drunk, and the older daughter went in and slept with her father. He was unaware of her lying down or getting up again. The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, "I slept with our father last night. Let's get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him. That way our family line will be preserved."  So that night they got him drunk again, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. As before, he was unaware of her lying down or getting up again." 

 

    "So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.  When the older daughter gave birth to a son, she named him Moab.  He became the ancestor of the nation now known as the Moabites.  When the younger daughter gave birth to a son, she named him Ben-ammi.  He became the ancestor of the nation now known as the Ammonites."   (Genesis 19:30-38 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 12

 

God Admits He Did Evil Things

 

    [The prophet Jeremiah speaking]  "Thus says the Lord, the God of Israel, to whom you sent me to offer your prayer: If you remain quietly in this land I will build you up, and not tear you down; I will plant you, not uproot you; for I regret the evil I have done you."   (Jeremiah 42:9-10 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 11

 

Peter Kills Two People

 

    "There was also a man named Ananias who, with his wife, Sapphira, sold some property.  He brought part of the money to the apostles, but he claimed it was the full amount.  His wife had agreed to this deception.  Then Peter said, "Ananias, why has Satan filled your heart?  You lied to the Holy Spirit, and you kept some of the money for yourself.  The property was yours to sell or not sell, as you wished.  And after selling it, the money was yours to give away.  How could you do a thing like this?  You weren't lying to us but to God."  As soon as Ananias heard these words, he fell to the floor and died.  Everyone who heard about it was terrified.  Then some young men wrapped him in a sheet and took him out and buried him.  About three hours later his wife came in, not knowing what had happened.  Peter asked her, "Was this the price you and your husband received for your land?"  "Yes," she replied, "that was the price."  And Peter said, "How could the two of you even think of doing a thing like this conspiring together to test the Spirit of the Lord?  Just outside that door are the young men who buried your husband, and they will carry you out, too."  Instantly, she fell to the floor and died.  When the young men came in and saw that she was dead, they carried her out and buried her beside her husband.  Great fear gripped the entire church and all others who heard what had happened."    (Acts 5:1-11 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 10

 

God is Illogical

 

    [In response to the question of why the apocalypse did not occur during the apostles lifetimes as Jesus had predicted]  "But do not ignore this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years and a thousand years like one day."     (2 Peter 3:8 NAB)

 

    Not only is this an obvious logical fallacy, it also ignores the fact that Jesus did not give a date that the apocalypse would occur.  He said that it would occur during the lifetime of the apostles.  Equating a day with a thousand years does not fix Jesus' false prediction in Luke 9:27 and many other places.


 

      Bible Quote for February 9

 

Kill Men, Women, and Children


    "Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told."   (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT)


 

     Bible Quote for February 8

 

Kill Brats


    "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces."   (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB)


     Bible Quote for February 7

 

More Baby Bashing

 

    "The people of Samaria must bear the consequences of their guilt because they rebelled against their God. They will be killed by an invading army, their little ones dashed to death against the ground, their pregnant women ripped open by swords."   (Hosea 13:16 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 6

 

 Kill Your Unruly Sons


    "Suppose a man has a stubborn, rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such cases, the father and mother must take the son before the leaders of the town. They must declare: 'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a worthless drunkard.' Then all the men of the town must stone him to death. In this way, you will cleanse this evil from among you, and all Israel will hear about it and be afraid."   (Deuteronomy 21:18-21 NLT)


 

      Bible Quote for February 5

 

Rape of Female Captives


    "Suppose you go to war against your enemies and the LORD your God hands them over to you and you take captives. And suppose you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you are attracted to her and want to marry her. If this happens, you may take her to your home, where she must shave her head, cut her fingernails, and change all her clothes. Then she must remain in your home for a full month, mourning for her father and mother. After that you may marry her. But if you marry her and then decide you do not like her, you must let her go free. You may not sell her or treat her as a slave, for you have humiliated her."    (Deuteronomy 21:10-14 NLT)


 

       Bible Quote for February 4

 

Kill Homosexuals

    "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives."
(Leviticus 20:13 NAB)


 

       Bible Quote for February 3

 

More of Samson's Murders

 

    [The Lord saves Sampson from standing trial for 30 murders and arson by allowing him to kill 1000 more men.]  "When he reached Lehi, and the Philistines came shouting to meet him, the spirit of the Lord came upon him: the ropes around his arms become as flax that is consumed by fire and the bonds melted away from his hands.  Near him was the fresh jawbone of an ass; he reached out, grasped it, and with it killed a thousand men."   (Judges 15:14-15 NAB)


       Bible Quote for February 2

 

Punishment of Innocent Children

 

    "You shall not carve idols for yourselves in the shape of anything in the sky above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth; you shall not bow down before them or worship them.  For I, the Lord, your God, am a jealous God, inflicting punishment for their father's wickedness on the children of those who hate me, down to the third and fourth generation"      (Exodus 20:4-5 NAB)


 

      Bible Quote for February 1

 

The Prince of Peace?  

 

    (Jesus speaking)  "Do not think that I have come to bring peace upon earth.  I have come to bring not peace but the sword.  For I have come to set a man 'against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one's enemies will be those of his household'".   (Matthew 10:34-36 NAB)


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